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The
Hesitant Hiker
by Thomas Roe Oldt
The hiking trip through Wyoming’s
Wind River Mountains starts to jell sometime in July at Tanner’s, a
convivial pub on Central Avenue in Winter Haven. Part of Tanner’s
subtle allure is that it mysteriously suffuses one with an irrational
sense of well-being – the precise armor crucial to girding one’s
loins for a weeklong walk in the wilderness.
It is there I run into Kerry
Wilson, one of the hike’s ringleaders. I drop hints devoid of subtlety
and Kerry, a courtly lawyer with a pronounced wild-man streak, responds
with a cordial invitation, possibly believing that my enthusiasm is
beer-induced and will dissipate the next day as organically as the Beck’s
we down that evening. With minor character modification, a bit of makeup
and practically no transition time Kerry could easily morph into Jack
Nicholson’s Easy Rider character.
The trip has been on my radar
screen since I first heard intriguing myths about it some years ago. A
shifting membership with a semi-stable core of regulars heads out west
each September to take on mountains, deserts, prairies, rivers, canyons,
wild beasts, what-have-you. While certain standards are de rigueur –
physical challenge, aesthetic pleasure and a landscape radically
different from plain-scale Florida – the intangible stuff is probably
more important, such as the enticing possibility that anything could
happen anytime to anyone.
While it is impossible to
anticipate to what extent this particular excursion will fall into the
anything-is-possible genre, vigorous adventure clearly is the essential
idea.
Upon sober reflection it
occurs to me that this outing necessitates hauling a very heavy, very
large sack up very steep trails, the primary reward for which will be an
exhausted slumber in a drafty tent on cold ground in perilous woods –
which, not incidentally, is where bears spend 99% of their waking hours.
One percent is spent up trees, chasing hikers who try to get away.
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